Bulletin Bloopers
Even in church bulletins you will find the "oops."
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I Will Not Pass This Way Again”, giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
During the absence of Pastor Tom, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer & Fasting Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference includes meals".
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Church. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
Brother Lamar has gone on to be the Lord.
Don't let worry kill you--let the church help.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Evening massage - 6 pm.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery down the hall on the left.
Irving and Jessie were married last week. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 pm. Please use the back door.
Men's Prayer Breakfast. No charge, but your damnation will be gratefully accepted.
Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Everyone come for a fun time.
Next Tuesday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High".
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5 PM – prayer and medication to follow.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The agenda was adopted...the minutes were approved... the financial secretary gave a grief report.
The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.
The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Silas Green, who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
The Pastor will light his candle from the altar candles. The ushers will light their candle from the pastor's candle. The ushers will turn and light each worshipper in the first pew.
The Pastor will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
Ushers will eat latecomers.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double doors at the side entrance.
Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our bell choir practice.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I Will Not Pass This Way Again”, giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
During the absence of Pastor Tom, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer & Fasting Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference includes meals".
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Church. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
Brother Lamar has gone on to be the Lord.
Don't let worry kill you--let the church help.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Evening massage - 6 pm.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery down the hall on the left.
Irving and Jessie were married last week. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 pm. Please use the back door.
Men's Prayer Breakfast. No charge, but your damnation will be gratefully accepted.
Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Everyone come for a fun time.
Next Tuesday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High".
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5 PM – prayer and medication to follow.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The agenda was adopted...the minutes were approved... the financial secretary gave a grief report.
The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.
The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Silas Green, who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
The Pastor will light his candle from the altar candles. The ushers will light their candle from the pastor's candle. The ushers will turn and light each worshipper in the first pew.
The Pastor will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
Ushers will eat latecomers.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double doors at the side entrance.
Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our bell choir practice.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.